Jackass 3D, Long Weekends and Websites

Cutest, furry little bastards, EVARRR!!!! Bitch.

I just saw the trailer to the best thing ever. Ever. Like seriously EVAR! JACKASS 3D! Three-Fucking-D. Just releasing Jackass 3 would’ve been enough excitement, but the fact that its in 3D hopefully makes it better. Although it also could be quite scary; an enraged bull running through the screen at you, a dildo flying straight past you before it becomes lodged in Bam’s ass. I don’t know if I want that sort of trauma. But anyway, I think its going to be a kick-ass movie, and I’ve been waiting for it to come out since I watched Jackass 2 (I re-acquired and watched it today). Here’s the fully sick trailer for all to see!

NOTE: I recommend clicking on the YouTube clip below and going to the actual page, and then watching it in HD. Its a way better experience in HD.

So now, following the awesomeness of that piece of news, IS THE NEWS THAT THIS WEEKEND, YES, THIS WEEKEND, IS A LONG WEEKEND! Well, for public high school students in our area at least. This is absolutely fantastic, and amazingly awesome that it coincided with the launch of TPTArcade, described more below. I’m going to get so much work done on all my websites*.

*(NOTE: More then likely I’ll get distracted, and I’ll end up spending the rest of the weekend playing CoD4. But thats productive, right?)

Alright now on to the most important topic ever. Yeah, I know I say ‘ever’ a lot, whatcha gonna do ’bout it… Punk-ass motherfucker. Anywho, I talked briefly about this on Friday, but really didn’t go into any depth at all. So what happened is, my 1 year payment for the domain, www.foreverfreegames.com, ran out on like July 20th or something like that. I let it run out because I wanted to transfer it from my registrar at the time, to my current registrar. I wanted to have all my domains at the one registrar, and also because Crazy Domains sucks. But once my 1 year period expired, the domain went into some sort of limbo and the horrible tech support at Crazy Domains couldn’t help me – helped partly by the poor english of the person I was emailing, and partly because every reply took 4 days to procure.
So I went, fuck it, I don’t want foreverfreegames.com anymore, you can keep it. The next day at school, I described the predicament to Brad and asked for any suggestions on a new domain name. I suggested, ‘TPTGames’, to get the ball rolling, but Brad pointed out that it would suggest we made the games. So after much deliberation he suggested, ‘TPTArcade’, a online flash-game arcade affiliated with the TPT brand name, and TPTComics. It sounded really awesome in my head, and that night, I believe, I registered the domain name and bought a new Arcade Script, AV Arcade.

Wow that was a big block of text. Anyway, the next step involves me moving the default template around, adding my little unique bits here and there; and Brad will be designing the look of the website, and has in fact already made the current header image. So check it out!.

iPhone 4 UPDATE: I still haven’t received it, and the anger brewing inside me is growing greater. I think The Crew is getting scared :P

SGoY – mrweebl

Yes it’s that time again! YAYAYA!

So, yeah, I’m still waiting for my iPhone 4! Stupid Optus getting a million gazillion orders, but only having 6 phones in stock. Seriously, imma bitch slap a ma’fucker.

This SGoY I’m featuring ‘mrweebl’. He’s made some pretty famous youtube clips, the top one having 6.7 million views. He creates songs and then animations to go along with them. Enjoy!

Also quickly! Foreverfreegames.com doesn’t exist anymore. In it’s place is a much better site, called TPTArcade. Check it out for a wonderful source of the best flash games on the net.

SGoY – tinywatchproductions

Yeah, when I said the SGoY (Something Good on YouTube) would be a weekly thing, I kinda lied. But I do that alot, so you should be used to it. But yeah, it’ll totally be a weekly thing from now on if I can remember it. So yeah. Also, if everyone wants, I’ll do a SGoR (Something Good on RedTube). Nah, you probably don’t want to know about some of the crazy shit I’m into, I’m talking Hello Kitty p0rn!

So yeah, this week I’m featuring ‘tinywatchproductions’, for their videos about the iPhone 4 and the HTC Evo. They made two videos, each pitting one phone against the over. The first the iPhone 4 was being ridiculed, the second the HTC Evo. They’re both below.

Also quickly, seems I read my iPhone 4 order paperwork wrong. I thought it said 1-4 weeks, but it actually said 3 or less business days, and gave me a estimated delivery date of the 3rd of August. Tomorrow. So yeah, hopefully thats correct!


iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo


HTC Evo vs iPhone 4

Images Galore??!!!

I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A SACK FULL OF IMAGES!!!11112#$$%^^

Well. Maybe not a sack full. Oooo I know. Maybe, just maybe, now now, here me out. Instead of a sack full of images, right. I create a BLOG POST FILLED WITH IMAGES. I think thats a subtle and unnoticeable difference.

Anywho, I was looking around on the net today and guess what I found. No, it wasn’t that. Uhh, no it wasn’t that. Or that. STOP SAYING DIFFERENT TYPES OF P0RN. P0rn covers the entire spectrum, and whilst there IS alot of p0rn on the internet (some could say that the internet is for p0rn); what I found wasn’t in fact p0rn. I found a picture of the Churchill Cougar boys, including me, at the inter-league carnival. EVERYONE IS SUSPICIOUSLY THE SAME HEIGHT, YET IN REAL LIFE ARE ALL DIFFERENT HEIGHTS. Enjoy.

Churchill Interleague Boys 2010

From left to right: Rodney Croft, Harley Lowrie, Matt Bradford, Gene Iorangi, Ryan Pither

In iPhone news, today I ordered a case for the iPhone I ordered on Friday. This case is pretty freaking awesome, and I was discussing it with Takorii the other day. Its 0.5mm thick, transparent glass thats been hardened like a windshield. Now the beauty of this is, as its transparent, I’ll be able to show off the awesome design of the iPhone 4, whilst protecting it AND fixing the antenna problem. YAY! If you want to check out the site where I bought it from, GO HERE.

iPhone Zero 5 Case

OMG ITS SUPER DUPER THIN AND SEE THROUGH *JIZZ JIZZ*

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. There is a much greater chance that Brad will also be getting a iPhone 4. Fortunately for him, he has a relative who works for Telstra, so he should be getting some SUPER AWESOME deal. It will also help Mumma Brad say yes to his iPhone cravings.

iPhone 4 Retina Display

iPhone 4 Retina Display yo!

O and btw, here’s my CoD 4 signature thingey.

Love you all <3

Expo’s, Gal’s and Phone’s

Woah man. I only updated yesterday, AND I’M DOING IT AGAIN! Such an interesting life I must lead hey.

Today I went to the Careers Expo, at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre, with my school. I thought it was a pretty fulfilling and fun experience; the only downside being the 2 hour bus trip up and back, just to be there for around 90 – 120 minutes. I received a lot of information from a few career paths of interest, like video game programming and programming in general. There was also this amazingly awesome booth for WEP (World Exchange Program), and yes, I know it was only yesterday that I let you all know I wasn’t going on exchange through the Rotary Youth Exchange. But this WEP seems very interesting; as you can go for a short stay (3 months), a semester (4-6 months), a school year (9-11 months) or a full year. The money and the acceptance is also very flexible, they have a greater range of countries to select from, and your GUARANTEED to go to the country you choose. :D

Tired Brad.

Brad was all tuckered out, nawww.

And if that wasn’t exciting enough, something else extraordinary happened at this expo. Last week, I met this girl at a cafe near where I work on Saturdays. I bought coffee, and she served me. She has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, and I speechless. Any, I saw her at this expo today; summing up the courage I went and spoke to her. Casually I asked her, “You wouldn’t happen to work at the Red Annex would you?”. Turns out she did, I found out her name, and I’ll see her tomorrow before work, when I buy my coffee. It’s really amazing that I ran into her, and it certainly made my day :D

Girls decked out in Expo goodies!

Maddi and Taryn decked out in Career Expo goodies!

Now I don’t know if this next piece of news is more, or less awesome then the previous. My inner nerd wants to say yes, but my smitten romantic wants to say no. Anyway, I’ll just say it, and get it out there… I ORDERED AN IPHONE 4! Yeah man, I totally did. It’s on the Optus network, and I’ll receive it within the next 4 weeks. So get totally PREPARED for blogging WAY more often, since I’ll have the ability to take photo’s and video’s, compose posts, and publish them on-the-go. I’m hoping Brad gets one too, just so I can video call him all the time with nonsensical-irritance. And if any of my other friends want to get a Optus iPhone 4, I seriously recommend it, as you get free video/voice calls optus to optus.

I believe thats all the cool shit thats gone on today. Got work tomorrow and the rendezvous with the dream girl. Lets hope it all goes swell :D

Pithdog out ;)