Alright.

Open dictionary. I said urban, dang nabbit.

HTC Wildfire if you and all your FRIENDS put FRIENDS WHaAHAHHAT.

Got together for a day, what would you do.

How the poop.

He needs to poop guys!

*light chuckling*

This serious didn’t write while I was talkin’ did ya.

Alright my t odo list:

Get home(o).
Complete Engrish Assignmentos.
smeel a dick
Doodies.
Lork????
Aw, damnit

TeethgritZ
PROXIMITY MINES ARE FUCKING TRIPPIN UP THE TANX AM I TELL YOU WHAT HARDESTS??S?S??

HARDETS what are HARDETS????????????????????????//?

worlds hardets man click here: http://www.mydickislongerthaturs.cum

WHAAT.

alright lets write HARDEST.

muckies you need to say muckises alrught , just say it with me “muckies” of yeah fells good dussment in?????

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THERAPEUDICS

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Have you ever wanted something so much… So very very much. So much in fact, that your hurting. But, being the manly man that you are – your emotions can never be shown. That hurt is then only reflected on the inside, constantly brewing and gurgling. Your crying inside wishing you could let someone know; let someone in on the dark, gloomy, festering abyss that is – your brain. You wonder:

“How can something that has thought up so many wonderful, revolutionary things; have such a dark side that can be switched on so willingly, from the littlest trigger”

Then you realize. Everyone has these problems. They may not be as profound, or as mature as yours, but they have them. You might not think theirs matter as much as yours, that somehow yours are more important. Your just a ignorant prick for thinking that; who are you to say how important or unimportant someone’s problems are. Because I’m sure, that the second you have a problem that warrants any kind of alarm, your going to want everyone to make a fuss and care about you.

In other words, treat others how you would like to be treated. Don’t judge unless you would like to be judged. Accept people if you would like to be accepted. Show friendly-ness and compassion if you would like to receive friendly-ness and compassion. If you really want people to give two shits about anything you ever do, make sure to give that two shits in the first place. You might get away with treating people like shit, whilst not receiving due compensation, for awhile. But one day people will wake up; thats the day you’ll start losing people.

Your probably wondering how all this ties in with wanting something. You cannot sit around all day, brooding about something you want. If you want something, and I mean if you REALLY want something. You have to put due and equal effort into it.

A Place Called Love

Source: http://www.trulylovable.com/media/773-a-place-called-love.jpg

That girl who brightens your day? The girl who’s always just out of reach? Realistically you can’t just wait around for her to walk through the door, arms open, yelling “I Love You” at the top of her lungs. Work for her, damn it. Don’t beat yourself up about how; she’ll never love me, she doesn’t notice me. Put the work and effort in – at the end of the day, if it wasn’t meant to be, so be it. But till you know, till that very moment; don’t stop working and trying. The feeling will be absolutely amazing and you’ll cherish the effort you put in the rest of your life.

This also applies to everything in life. Monetary things. Even Bill Gates has things that he has to work towards; he can’t just buy anything and everything. So remember, when your working towards something you want; be it a iphone, a car, or a house. Work on it, don’t sit around wishing, get out there and DO. The satisfaction is absolutely incredible, and you’ll have a greater appreciation in things that you get yourself.

Thumbs Up

Source: http://gaygamer.net/images/thumbs-up.jpg

So ahh, I guess the general gist of all the text up thar ^^^, is to work for things. Don’t sit idle, unless that is your goal in life. Work for that girl, that job, that car. Work for fucking life, because you only get one. The end result of all these ventures is something so awesome, you have to experience it to know the feeling.

“You only get out what you put in”

Treat people how you’d like to be treated, and eventually, you’ll get out what you put in. This can be said for everything in life.

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Cutest, furry little bastards, EVARRR!!!! Bitch.

I just saw the trailer to the best thing ever. Ever. Like seriously EVAR! JACKASS 3D! Three-Fucking-D. Just releasing Jackass 3 would’ve been enough excitement, but the fact that its in 3D hopefully makes it better. Although it also could be quite scary; an enraged bull running through the screen at you, a dildo flying straight past you before it becomes lodged in Bam’s ass. I don’t know if I want that sort of trauma. But anyway, I think its going to be a kick-ass movie, and I’ve been waiting for it to come out since I watched Jackass 2 (I re-acquired and watched it today). Here’s the fully sick trailer for all to see!

NOTE: I recommend clicking on the YouTube clip below and going to the actual page, and then watching it in HD. Its a way better experience in HD.

So now, following the awesomeness of that piece of news, IS THE NEWS THAT THIS WEEKEND, YES, THIS WEEKEND, IS A LONG WEEKEND! Well, for public high school students in our area at least. This is absolutely fantastic, and amazingly awesome that it coincided with the launch of TPTArcade, described more below. I’m going to get so much work done on all my websites*.

*(NOTE: More then likely I’ll get distracted, and I’ll end up spending the rest of the weekend playing CoD4. But thats productive, right?)

Alright now on to the most important topic ever. Yeah, I know I say ‘ever’ a lot, whatcha gonna do ’bout it… Punk-ass motherfucker. Anywho, I talked briefly about this on Friday, but really didn’t go into any depth at all. So what happened is, my 1 year payment for the domain, www.foreverfreegames.com, ran out on like July 20th or something like that. I let it run out because I wanted to transfer it from my registrar at the time, to my current registrar. I wanted to have all my domains at the one registrar, and also because Crazy Domains sucks. But once my 1 year period expired, the domain went into some sort of limbo and the horrible tech support at Crazy Domains couldn’t help me – helped partly by the poor english of the person I was emailing, and partly because every reply took 4 days to procure.
So I went, fuck it, I don’t want foreverfreegames.com anymore, you can keep it. The next day at school, I described the predicament to Brad and asked for any suggestions on a new domain name. I suggested, ‘TPTGames’, to get the ball rolling, but Brad pointed out that it would suggest we made the games. So after much deliberation he suggested, ‘TPTArcade’, a online flash-game arcade affiliated with the TPT brand name, and TPTComics. It sounded really awesome in my head, and that night, I believe, I registered the domain name and bought a new Arcade Script, AV Arcade.

Wow that was a big block of text. Anyway, the next step involves me moving the default template around, adding my little unique bits here and there; and Brad will be designing the look of the website, and has in fact already made the current header image. So check it out!.

iPhone 4 UPDATE: I still haven’t received it, and the anger brewing inside me is growing greater. I think The Crew is getting scared :P

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Yes it’s that time again! YAYAYA!

So, yeah, I’m still waiting for my iPhone 4! Stupid Optus getting a million gazillion orders, but only having 6 phones in stock. Seriously, imma bitch slap a ma’fucker.

This SGoY I’m featuring ‘mrweebl’. He’s made some pretty famous youtube clips, the top one having 6.7 million views. He creates songs and then animations to go along with them. Enjoy!

Also quickly! Foreverfreegames.com doesn’t exist anymore. In it’s place is a much better site, called TPTArcade. Check it out for a wonderful source of the best flash games on the net.

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For the love of god, do NOT edit my posts.

"I'm going to be away so here's the keys to my blog, do NOT break anything."

Oh whoops sorry Pithdog looks as if I have already broken everything! Somehow I managed to convert all of your lovely blogposts into some manner of hideous shrieking sine! Here is an example of one of them:

Pithdog Audio File

This is in fact not shrieking sine, but instead a lame audio rendition of Pithdog's blogposts (voiced by Takorii) click picture for a rad .mp3

So basically I got bored and I thought it might be a funny idea to record Pithdog’s blogs in silly voices. If you enjoyed that sample one, you can download the full 6-piece feed from right here, no viruses I promise! It’s just me voicing out a couple of Pithdog’s more recent blog posts.

Oh man when Pithdog said to make a blogpost I didn’t realise how much of a hard undertaking it would be. I feel I have succinctly made my point, and yet I am struggling to match Pithdog’s word count. This isn’t like TPTComics where I can just throw images and links at you, I have to think of news. Hmmm, news.

Well as you may have noticed, I am not Pithdog(!) Pithdog is escorting some foreign exchange students from China around Victoria, or some such. Having not received his iPhone yesterday (contrary to what any paperwork he received might have said) he is unable to be blogging whilst “on the go”. He apparently won’t be getting that iPhone for like a week, it’s funny how mad he is at Optus.

I just made an exciting revelation. Despite what I said earlier, throwing images may be the key to captivating your attention! Watch, as a pixelated image of a future TPT strip is hurled in your direction.

Who ARE these people?

Who ARE these people? Is this even a comic?

Ha ha! Take that! I have successfully created something interesting to read without the use of Pithdog’s fancy “words” and “anecdotes”. Psshaw who need th-

Wait you’re saying you don’t care? Damn I really should just stop talking.

Two weeks from now I should be two things: a.) at Mt. Baw Baw on a fun skiing adventure, and b.) the proud owner of an iPhone 4. Connecting these two dots together one might realise that fascinating tales of the aforementioned adventures are imminent. Expect photos, expect text, yadda yadda Takorii GTFO.

Cryptic message: The only awesome somebody that yells. Sorry but I was requested to put that in here :C

Well guys hope you liked the change of pace, catch you all on the flippy-flop(s).

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Yeah, when I said the SGoY (Something Good on YouTube) would be a weekly thing, I kinda lied. But I do that alot, so you should be used to it. But yeah, it’ll totally be a weekly thing from now on if I can remember it. So yeah. Also, if everyone wants, I’ll do a SGoR (Something Good on RedTube). Nah, you probably don’t want to know about some of the crazy shit I’m into, I’m talking Hello Kitty p0rn!

So yeah, this week I’m featuring ‘tinywatchproductions’, for their videos about the iPhone 4 and the HTC Evo. They made two videos, each pitting one phone against the over. The first the iPhone 4 was being ridiculed, the second the HTC Evo. They’re both below.

Also quickly, seems I read my iPhone 4 order paperwork wrong. I thought it said 1-4 weeks, but it actually said 3 or less business days, and gave me a estimated delivery date of the 3rd of August. Tomorrow. So yeah, hopefully thats correct!


iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo


HTC Evo vs iPhone 4

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I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A SACK FULL OF IMAGES!!!11112#$$%^^

Well. Maybe not a sack full. Oooo I know. Maybe, just maybe, now now, here me out. Instead of a sack full of images, right. I create a BLOG POST FILLED WITH IMAGES. I think thats a subtle and unnoticeable difference.

Anywho, I was looking around on the net today and guess what I found. No, it wasn’t that. Uhh, no it wasn’t that. Or that. STOP SAYING DIFFERENT TYPES OF P0RN. P0rn covers the entire spectrum, and whilst there IS alot of p0rn on the internet (some could say that the internet is for p0rn); what I found wasn’t in fact p0rn. I found a picture of the Churchill Cougar boys, including me, at the inter-league carnival. EVERYONE IS SUSPICIOUSLY THE SAME HEIGHT, YET IN REAL LIFE ARE ALL DIFFERENT HEIGHTS. Enjoy.

Churchill Interleague Boys 2010

From left to right: Rodney Croft, Harley Lowrie, Matt Bradford, Gene Iorangi, Ryan Pither

In iPhone news, today I ordered a case for the iPhone I ordered on Friday. This case is pretty freaking awesome, and I was discussing it with Takorii the other day. Its 0.5mm thick, transparent glass thats been hardened like a windshield. Now the beauty of this is, as its transparent, I’ll be able to show off the awesome design of the iPhone 4, whilst protecting it AND fixing the antenna problem. YAY! If you want to check out the site where I bought it from, GO HERE.

iPhone Zero 5 Case

OMG ITS SUPER DUPER THIN AND SEE THROUGH *JIZZ JIZZ*

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. There is a much greater chance that Brad will also be getting a iPhone 4. Fortunately for him, he has a relative who works for Telstra, so he should be getting some SUPER AWESOME deal. It will also help Mumma Brad say yes to his iPhone cravings.

iPhone 4 Retina Display

iPhone 4 Retina Display yo!

O and btw, here’s my CoD 4 signature thingey.

Love you all <3

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Woah man. I only updated yesterday, AND I’M DOING IT AGAIN! Such an interesting life I must lead hey.

Today I went to the Careers Expo, at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre, with my school. I thought it was a pretty fulfilling and fun experience; the only downside being the 2 hour bus trip up and back, just to be there for around 90 – 120 minutes. I received a lot of information from a few career paths of interest, like video game programming and programming in general. There was also this amazingly awesome booth for WEP (World Exchange Program), and yes, I know it was only yesterday that I let you all know I wasn’t going on exchange through the Rotary Youth Exchange. But this WEP seems very interesting; as you can go for a short stay (3 months), a semester (4-6 months), a school year (9-11 months) or a full year. The money and the acceptance is also very flexible, they have a greater range of countries to select from, and your GUARANTEED to go to the country you choose. :D

Tired Brad.

Brad was all tuckered out, nawww.

And if that wasn’t exciting enough, something else extraordinary happened at this expo. Last week, I met this girl at a cafe near where I work on Saturdays. I bought coffee, and she served me. She has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, and I speechless. Any, I saw her at this expo today; summing up the courage I went and spoke to her. Casually I asked her, “You wouldn’t happen to work at the Red Annex would you?”. Turns out she did, I found out her name, and I’ll see her tomorrow before work, when I buy my coffee. It’s really amazing that I ran into her, and it certainly made my day :D

Girls decked out in Expo goodies!

Maddi and Taryn decked out in Career Expo goodies!

Now I don’t know if this next piece of news is more, or less awesome then the previous. My inner nerd wants to say yes, but my smitten romantic wants to say no. Anyway, I’ll just say it, and get it out there… I ORDERED AN IPHONE 4! Yeah man, I totally did. It’s on the Optus network, and I’ll receive it within the next 4 weeks. So get totally PREPARED for blogging WAY more often, since I’ll have the ability to take photo’s and video’s, compose posts, and publish them on-the-go. I’m hoping Brad gets one too, just so I can video call him all the time with nonsensical-irritance. And if any of my other friends want to get a Optus iPhone 4, I seriously recommend it, as you get free video/voice calls optus to optus.

I believe thats all the cool shit thats gone on today. Got work tomorrow and the rendezvous with the dream girl. Lets hope it all goes swell :D

Pithdog out ;)

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Wow. I never thought I’d like ANY first-person-shooter. Ever. I mean, I’m a RPG, MMORPG, strategy, number-chrunching machine. I never thought I was quick enough with a mouse to be any good.

Rap is the art of speaking to a beat.

BUT I WAS PROVEN WRONG!

I got Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare about 4 days ago, and that’s pretty much all I’ve played since then. I’ve lived, breathed, and ultimately became CoD4. It’s really scary how I can love a fps this much. I swore to never play them full time.

All you need is something to say.

The main thing that pulled me in was that you GAIN EXP AND LEVEL UP AND UNLOCK THINGS. Any game that contains the previously emphasized in capitals, rules. You can take a god awful game, chuck a experience counter and a few levels to gain, and I’ll play it for 6 years (case in study; Runescape, that ate 6 years of my life, and I don’t even know how).

A steady tempo and a bit of attitude.

So on that note, I’ve quit Runescape, again, and am now a CoD fanatic. I’m still a major newb, but hopefully soon I’ll be the one PWNING newbs instead of being the PWNED.

O, and btw, I quit the whole Rotary Youth Exchange thing. It was all a bit too much. :D

And you’re set, and ready to go!

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Double meaning title! Yay!

I’ve decided that Advanced General Math classes are good for one thing, and one thing only. No, its not the free internet I receive on my iPod Touch whilst there. Its that Brad and I think up so many comic ideas, its kind of amazing. We’ll be just talking shit like we always do; all of a sudden, dual light-bulbs will ding alight, and we’ll both be like, “OMFG!!!!”. Recently we were both being cool, like we usually do. Then Brad started writing stuff with his left hand – I FELT A CHALLENGE COMING ON. So yeah, we drew heaps of shit with our left hands, and did some comparison with our right hands for some of them.

Challenged to write left handed... Brad being top, I

We're trying our best...

As fast as we can, left-handed.

Left-handed drawing on the left, right on the right. Duhh.

We realised what all this left-handed writing/drawing looked like...

I coded like a cool website for my design studio of choice, and yeah. I’m pretty happy about the code, seeing as it was fully compliant and bug free. AND IT WORKED IN IE6! So yeah, we’re now working a good majority of Saturday, so we should be able to get alot done.

Cya all. O btw a poll, who’s left-handed-ness is better?

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